Happy Thanksgiving to everyone reading this, whether autochthonous or colonial setter. Never forget that it is your solemn duty to remain united and help each other keep the turkey population down so they don’t divide and rule the planet as our feathered overlords.

Also don’t talk about politics or religion at the table, those things don’t work out peacefully in the actual Thanksgiving story and we should probably respect that horrifying fact, along with each other, a lot more than we are these days.

You can jabber about your politics and religion here, though. Comments are open.