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Putin Asked Santa For A Donbas Christmas Gift But He Should Prepare For Disappointment

Deadline: Bakhmut

Dec 09, 2022
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If Russian troops have not taken Bakhmut by Christmas morning, they never will. Sadness shall instead stalk the halls of the Kremlin. Oh Santa, Vladimir Putin will blubber. Why did you not give me Bakhmut? I was a good boy all year, cleansing the earth of Ukraine, yet still my stocking remains empty of candy and nuts…

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