Relax, everyone. The government has everything under control.
That is not a flying saucer you see in the sky, it is a weather balloon. Really.
It is after all just a weather balloon, and really, but with solar panels and spying instruments suspended in place of a weather station.
An F-22 Raptor shot down this threat to national security yesterday over op…
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